Here we go. One full month after the initial post where I (almost) promised to deliver timely updates. Yeesh. Monthly posts. I’m torn between a credit card bill joke and one about periods. Neither are particularly great so let’s just move on, shall we?
I haven’t posted because I didn’t know what to write about. Well, not exactly. I actually had plenty to write about but I found that too many of my scribblings were in the vein of “Can you believe this moron?”, “I really hate it when…”, or “Look at this asshole!” type writings. I don’t think I want that. I struggle with being positive. By that I mean I’m not. I get depressed often and Jenny says that being that angry at the world is bad. I can see where that makes sense. I didn’t want the blog to start out with ranting and have it devolve to a point where I only post pictures of my middle finger with the title “Fuck you Gap! You too pigeons that scared me!”. While I do think that would be funny and believe the art of the vent is greatly underappreciated, I kind of want to strive for more. As much as this is meant to be funny, it’s also a personal experiment in discipline, creativity, and openness. I’m trying to be a better person but I have absolutely no fucking clue what that even means. Continue reading